Confessional Thread

[Chase Rice]

Here is were I will make all of my confessionals

[Chase Rice]

~EPISODE 1~
(I will be using these to separate between cycles of the game. I'm too lazy to make a new thread for every week in this game lol)

So we arrive at the mats, and we're set to start the game of Survivor. Usually, the tribes are already split up so I was expecting to know who was with who right away. Instead, we had the whole check-in process so we got to see everyone before being split up. Just based off of that thread, I knew I wanted to be on a tribe with Christa because she's my main girl and I would hate to be apart from her. I also wanted to be with Eddie because we looked at each other and bonded over our shared hotness and abs.

At the beginning I didn't really hate anybody, but I definitely did not want to be stuck on a tribe with Jefra. Just from the few words she spoke I could tell she was a total idiot and annoying at that. I also didn't want to be stuck with Shawna because she would annoy the shit out of me. Other than that, I didn't really care about what tribe I would end up on.

[Chase Rice]

So Host Whitney splits us up into two tribes, the Ahmick tribe and the Mukwa tribe. The second I saw the tribe flags, I knew I wanted to be on Ahmick. Bears are just really fat and hairy gay men ( ), whereas Beavers are beautifully wild and unkempt vaginas. I love natural vaginas as much as the next guy, so wanting to be on Ahmick was a no-brainer for me.

Thankfully, I'M ON AHMICK! Let's go beavers! Beavers are known for their wood-chewing prowess, so obviously my tribe will be great at chewing wood. And... that sounds really gay. BY WOOD I DON'T MEAN A PENIS. NUH UH NO SIR I AM STRAIGHT AS CAN BE. NO HOMO. I PINKIE SWEAR.

So anyways, my official tribe consists of Jefra, Erinn, Darrah, Woo, John, Jim, Christa, and myself. As soon as we were safely away from everyone else, Christa and I totally celebrated being put on the same tribe. I'm so glad that fate wants us to stick together as much as we want to. We are going to totally own this I can just feel it. However, Jefra is also on my tribe and I'm not excited about that. Unless she learns how to shut the fuck up occasionally, I predict that there will be tension between us. Or she'll be oblivious to my hatred for her  . Obviously Erinn, Darrah, and John were just cast to be the token brainless hot people, Jim's here to supply the weed, and Woo's here for some nice and politically-correct racial diversity. Seems like a good group of people though, so I'm looking forward to hanging out with my new tribe.

However, sadly Eddie went to the other side. We had already formed a nice bond, but apparently fate did not want us to hook up become friends. I guess I'll just have to make friends on my own tribe instead.

[Pete Yurkowski]

lol, that whole confessional was pure gold, love it

[Chase Rice]

Okay, so we get to the immunity challenge and we get all the rules explained. It's essentially a fairly simple relay race where we have to take turns getting syrup out of the trees. Honestly it didn't seem that hard and I figured the tribe would be able to do it pretty easily without much conflict. Boy was I wrong on that front.

As soon as the tribe was all trying to work together, I realized how much I fucking hate Darrah. From basically the get-go, she wanted everyone to do everything exactly the way she said it. She's honestly such a conceited bitch and I hate it. When we were prepping for the challenge, Darrah was changing the rules of the challenge so that each person only posted one time (not 5) before the next person went. I knew she was wrong and told her that, but SHE HOSTED THIS TYPE OF CHALLENGE BEFORE SO SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING *eyeroll* In fact, she has no fucking clue what she's doing. She's a bossy bitch who likes to tell everyone what to do and makes everything about herself. When she's not talking about her cats or her baking skills or promoting one of her various games, she's passive-aggressively telling everyone what to do. But since there are smiley faces next to her insults, you can't call her out on it. 

For example, I am going to post all the messages we've exchanged back and forth just to show how awful she is to deal with.

[Chase Rice]

For context to all of these messages, there is an AIM group chat where all of us can talk for the Ahmick tribe. However, I cannot access AIM from my phone, so I accidentally cut her off during the challenge without knowing it. Instead of explaining it nicely, she got passive-aggressive on my ass. And since I'm not one to keep quiet when someone is being a bitch, I basically told her she's a controlling bitch and to back the fuck off. Then I retreated a bit, because I realize I started making enemies WAY too quickly.  Whatever, I can't really do anything about it, so I might as well just hang out with Christa bitching about how much we hate Darrah. (Or Farrah as my autocorrect wants to call her)

Darrah:
"Dude pay attention.
Seriously. If you're going to do the challenge with us. Pay attention to The chat.
"

Darrah:
"dude. We're trying to compete as a tribe. I get you're on your phone but get on aim. I'm o n my phone too and when I ask if I can go and someone else goes? That's not fair. Seriously
"

Chase:
"My phone doesn't have aim. This was literally the only time I had to post between classes. Why does it matter that much anyways
"

Darrah:
"Well I'm on my phone too and I asked to go and you cut me off. It's just annoying and unappreciated.
"

Chase: 
"You micromanaging this tribe is annoying and unappreciated. We're just a group of players, not your personal drill team. I'll check with you next time before I take a shit, my master. *bows*
"

Darrah: 
"You're the only one going on his own. There's 4 of us working together.
"

Chase:
"I didn't realize that I was just Trying to help out the tribe. I can't be back til like 8 tonight anyways so we can aim and discuss it then
"

Darrah:
"Sorry I snapped I'm just annoyed I have to access from my phone.
"

Chase:
"Yeah I'm sorry I got heated I just honestly want to help
"


So yeah... That's how our conversation went down. Isn't she just lovely?!? I'm not sure I should have snapped at her so quickly, but she is so annoying that she rubs me wrong in every way possible. I think I'm going to make it my mission to take down Darrah because I fucking hate her.

[Pete Yurkowski]

When did that happen?

and this happened in the tribe group chat where everyone saw it?

[Chase Rice]

No it happened in PMs between the two of us. And it happened this morning at 11ish?

[Pete Yurkowski]

Okay thank you, just wanted to get all the information possible

Love your confessional so far

[Chase Rice]

Thanks lol. I should have a new batch up once I've finished all my homework

[Chase Rice]

So as we were nearing the end of the challenge, I honestly thought we had a very strong chance of winning. Our tribe was firing on all cylinders, nobody slacked off, so I assumed we could be able to win. And in truth I feel like I NEEDED this win. I'm not really close with anyone on this tribe except for Christa, so I know that if we lose this challenge, I'm target number 1 on Darrah's shit list. I feel like I'm at the lowest rung of the totem pole and I fucking hate being there. Having said that, I guess the only way to go is up! 

So anyways, as we are nearing the end of the challenge, Darrah is just like "Last time I checked we were in the lead, so I think we'll probably win this one." This set off like a billion red flags, because HELLO this challenge was done privately! How on earth would she know how the other tribe did? I asked her and she remained silent for a while before answering that Tracy told her. So, uhm, I like Tracy just fine but why the fuck is Darrah already in cahoots with the other tribe?!? I think it's really quite shady, and I hope everyone else in the tribe took notice of it like I did. Maybe I'm overreacting because I dislike Darrah, but the fact that she shares information with the other tribe just sets off every red flag I have.

Also, we got to the end of the challenge and we had time for one more person to collect syrup. Erinn, Darrah, and I were the only three online and I was the only person eligible to post, yet Darrah was like I'M GONNA DO IT I STARTED THIS I'LL FINISH IT and I had to explain to her why she couldn't post again. Ugh this wouldn't be something to normally annoy me, but Darrah plays every note out of tune and it bothers me. I don't see how I can listen to her while keeping sane for very long.

\\As of this point I am done speaking of Darrah (for now) because I sound like a bitter old cougar.
 

[Chase Rice]

So the challenge finishes, and WE WON! LET'S GO AHMICK! I am so relieved that we won this one. This gives me a few more days to get my footing within this tribe before anybody has to be voted out. The more time I get to prove myself, the better.

Also, this means that we get a clue for the HII and I really want to look for it. I spent a while looking for it, but I eventually gave up. That clue was just sooo vague and I couldn't even begin to decide what it was. It sucks because I really wanted to snatch it up before anybody else could even have a chance. Eh whatever I guess I'll keep looking eventually.

As for the other tribe, I don't really give a fuck who goes at tribal council. Nobody on the other tribe (I forgot their name because they're boring ooops) really warrants discussion, so I'm just going to hope that tribal is a clusterfuck that splinters their group into a million different factions. A divided and useless tribe would make our game a hell of a lot easier.

[Chase Rice]

~EPISODE 2~

Coming into this round, I'm feeling a bit better about my position in the game. Apparently while I was sleeping and sunbathing all day, Christa has been working hard to solidify a solid alliance of four within our tribe. The group consists of myself, Christa, John, Jefra, and Darrah. Honestly, I'm not sure how to feel about this group so far. Obviously Christa is legit and trustworthy, and I get very good vibes from Jefra so I am totally open to trusting her for now.

However, John and I have barely spoken. Like.. maybe once? Why the fuck should I put my trust in somebody who doesn't have the human decency to try to talk game with me at least once? It's frustrating to be honest. I mean, I do realize that John and I haven't been around each other much, but THAT IS NO EXCUSE. And yes I am being very hypocritical because I could just as easily make an effort to talk to him, but frankly I am way too elegant for that.

As for Darrah, I've made my feelings about her abundantly clear.  (I think upwards of 90% of my confessionals have been bitching about the annoying shit she says  Such a one-sided feud <3) When Christa said that Darrah was in our alliance.. I was like "Are you fucking kidding me?!?" But Christa calmed me down and said that she's already been talking with John, and John doesn't trust Darrah. In spite of not knowing John, clearly he has decent taste in people. So from what I've heard, the goal is to make Darrah think we're a group of 5, but instead pull in Woo and try to ice out Darrah and her appendages (those being the pothead Jim and the incredibly dull Erinn).

[Chase Rice]

Honestly, I couldn't be happier about the way strategy is shaking out on our tribe. I thought I was in a vulnerable spot, but I honestly think I'm in a perfectly adequate spot for my game plan. Right now, I don't really want to give anyone a reason to gun down my ass. That's why being Christa's beta bitch is working out so well.. I'm in the majority alliance on the tribe, but I'm clearly not in control. This means that the people outside the group are less likely to be bitter towards me than they would be towards Christa and John, who seem to be the head honchos of this alliance. By playing this early under-the-radar game early on, I'm basically creating a couple meat shields for myself in case plans go awry and our alliance get targeted. 

When we got to the challenge, I saw that Brett was gone. Considering he was in a coma for the entire game, I'm not surprised. However, I am a bit disappointed because this vote means that the other tribe is probably a cohesive unit now. Hopefully they were a lot more fractured that they appear to be. Since we have an extra player, we sat Woo out because he volunteered to be the sit-out. Honestly, I think that was a terrible idea. If Jim is as useful in this challenge as he was last challenge, then we're fucked. He's definitely going to be dead weight in this challenge, and frankly Jim has a fuckton of weight that has to be carried. Let's hope Ahmick can win this anyways, I'm always rooting for us Beavers to kick some ass!

[Pete Yurkowski]

Just to clarify your alliance is you, Christa, John, and Jefra? Just trying to be sure