Confessional Thread

[Chase Rice]

So we get to the immunity challenge, and it's one of those chop the rope type deals where everyone finds out important information about how their tribe views them and some such bullshit. I hate these types of challenges because they're much harder to win. I don't really have my hand on the pulse of the random social dynamics of this game because frankly being social fucking bores me. I'd much rather focus on strategy and challenges than pretend to be nice to people I clearly could give a shit about. Needless to say, I was not excited to do this challenge at all...

... And apparently neither was Tyson. You see, right before the challenge started, Tyson collapsed on the ground and nearly died. I wish I could pretend it was overly emotional, but the other eight of us couldn't have given two shits. He gave up on this game a long time ago and frankly we only kept him around because we didn't want to waste a vote on someone so inconsequential. And that was a good choice because his near-death got him kicked out of the game so that he could get healthcare or voodoo or something like that. I don't know, I wasn't really listening to Whitney when she gave us the news because really who cares about Tyson. 

So anyways, we compete in the challenge and there honestly wasn't anything out of the usual or hurtful in the answers to the challenge. There were only two things of note for me: 1) JEFRA HIT ME THREE TIMES TO KNOCK ME OUT FIRST. BITCH WE ARE IN A FINAL FIVE ALLIANCE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? If I wasn't on board that "Get Jefra Out" shit before the challenge, I certainly am now. Who does this bitch think she is SERIOUSLY. Alright I'm over it I am done with Jefra buh bye girl. 2) Morgan started whining during the challenge about the fact that I was hitting her. She was like "I TRUSTED YOU CHASE I GUESS I WAS WRONG!" Bitch don't even get me started. Not once in this game has Morgan talked to me one on one; so far our only communication has been through either Eddie or Tracy. Like why the fuck would she assume we're close if she wouldn't even bother to talk to me. This girl is nuts. But after the challenge I told her that I listed her, Eddie, and Tracy first to throw the others off my alliance with them. I think she bought it, so hopefully she's not going to target me for this. It would be so fucking stupid if she targeted me for something so bizarre and random to be honest.

[Whitney Duncan]

Apr 28, 2014 2:10:00 GMT Chase Rice said:

... And apparently neither was Tyson.

HAHAHA XD. I have never lol'd so hard with a confessional! XD 

Genius! XD

[Chase Rice]

~EPISODE 9~
After the challenge, a big fucking twist was thrown at all of us. Like seriously what the fuck is even going on. Since we were down to eight people, it was decided that the top four finishers would become the New New Ahmick Tribe, and the four losers would be banished to the Cursed New New Mukwa Tribe to live in squalor until we die of Gonorrhea. Seriously fuck this twist. The separating into two tribes isn't a terrible twist, but the separation based on this challenge performance is total shit. Like OH BY THE WAY ALL THE SUCKY PEOPLE ARE ON ONE TRIBE AND THE GREAT PEOPLE ARE ON THE OTHER TRIBE. It's kind of like a Haves versus Have-Nots twist where New New Ahmick are Greek gods and New New Mukwa are souls cast aside into the Underworld. I WANT TO ESCAPE THE ETERNAL HELL OF LOSING ON MUKWA.

So our new tribe consists of myself, Woo, Morgan, and Tracy. I guess I'll have to endure being annoyed by Morgan's existence for at least another 3 days. On the plus side, I think Tracy and myself will easily have control of this tribe. Tracy has expressed how much she is annoyed by Morgan and how worthless she is, so Morgan is a possible boot. On the other hand, Morgan/Tracy/myself are all from the NuMukwa tribe so we could just pick off Woo first. Either way, I feel like I should be good for at least this first vote on the new tribe. It's still hella scary though and I'd rather we win the challenges before re-merging. I don't like being separated from the people I consider to be my closest allies in the game.

[Chase Rice]

So before the challenge even begins, Morgan comes up to me and I have to pretend she's not awfully annoying, but she is. She calls herself the Queen, but in reality she's a mild annoyance. She can't even hold a full conversation with me without wandering off and not answering me back. Like is it that hard to send me a quick response or tell me you have to go or something? Also, she's a bit bossy. She just kinda came up to me all like: "Let's throw this challenge to save Eddie" assuming I will just do it. I AM NOT YOUR SLAVE QUEEN MORGAN!

However... I actually agree with that strategy? Eddie is all alone on a tribe with John/Jefra/Christa, and he more than likely would be the first boot from their tribe. However our tribe has myself/Tracy/Morgan/Woo. We could easily just throw the challenge and vote out Woo to keep the NuMukwa's all still in the game. I think that's definitely my best option, especially considering Woo and I haven't really talked at all in this game. Maybe by throwing this challenge we can keep my allies all in this game. Plus, let's call a spade a spade her: Tracy is utterly useless lately. She went off for a walk and got hit in the head with a coconut and she's not been the same since. Doctors say it'll pass in a few days, so I'm hoping she's okay. But the side effect of this is that we have no chance of winning the challenge whether we throw it or not. So I might as well just throw it with Morgan to save my ass strategically. It's no offense to Woo I just want to survive the tribe.

[Chase Rice]

We get to the challenge, and it's a block party! Man, it's too bad we decided to throw it because I LOVE parties. It's honestly one of my favorite pastimes. Don't believe me? Watch my music video for "Buzz Back". If that song can't get you raring to go to a party, I don't know what will. But anyways.. Enough about my incredible music career.

The challenge involves stacking blocks, and for us to build a block every single person on the tribe has to be present. Since Tracy is off wandering through the woods with a concussion, we didn't have any chance of getting it anyways. The hilarious thing is that even Woo fucked up. He lined up all of our blocks into a row instead of making a cube like we were told to do. Woo, I know you're a fucking stoner, but maybe you need to go back to kindergarten to understand your shapes. Like over the course of 24 hours we built one fucking block! A baby playing with their toys could've done that faster than us! Our pathetic turn in challenges is so bad that it's somewhat comedic at this point. We've become the joke tribe and all that anybody can do is point and laugh at us. We're the bearded lady at a carnival essentially.

[Chase Rice]

So after the challenge was over, Morgan and I were talking about the vote where we are targeting Woo. And she tells me that Woo came up to her and was like "I planned on flipping on Ahmick anyways, so how about we vote out Chase tonight?" WHAT FUCKING NERVE WOO! You're supposed to just be the boring hanger-on that nobody actually talks to! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO GET ME OUT WHEN I AM VOTING FOR YOU! But seriously I get why he did what he did, but I did the flipping thing first and I did it better. If you're going to try to fuck me over, you should put a bit more effort into your strategy than talking to Morgan right before the vote. Also, Woo never even tried to approach or work with me, which I find peculiar. Like we were on a tribe for a long time and he didn't even think to go "OH CHASE YOU WANT TO WORK TOGETHER?" or even a "Chase what are you doing tonight?" Like seriously I am being treated like chopped liver. Hopefully this disrespect is handled with a swift kick in the pants and a door to Woo's backdoor. You can learn from the jury why you don't try to fuck with me. ^_^

Having said that, I am NEVER truly comfortable in this game. I trust Tracy and Morgan to stick with me and I'm not going to flip out, but if they wanted to gun me down now would be the perfect time to do so. However, I'm going to stay the course and not do anything drastic because I keep pushing the MUKWA FOUR angle. Tracy, Eddie, and Morgan believe that we are a tight foursome in the endgame, and I trust that they'll keep me around because of that. Plus, Morgan was willing to tell me everything Woo said and laugh about how he's turning on me, so that kind of calmed me down a bit. It really just wouldn't make sense to tell me that someone is targeting me unless she plans on voting with me, so I'm going to stay confident in my allies and hope it gets me through this tribal.

[Chase Rice]

How the fuck did I even survive this tribal. I guess I have a lot of shit to make up for when I get back MORGAN I WILL MISS YOUR PRESENCE

[Chase Rice]

~EPISODE 10~ (lol i'm so far behind)
After the votes were revealed, I was ecstatic obviously! My alliance stuck together and Woo went. I wasn't surprised he voted for me because I was already aware that his ass was turning on me. The funny thing is that after the votes he got all butthurt and called out Morgan and Tracy for making a terrible move. Yeah, dude, it makes so much sense for those two to stick with someone they've been allied with since the swap than attempt flipping on him for a person they barely know. I really think the guy doesn't have strategic foresight or social grace. What a pity. Anywho, we all went into this challenge expecting a merge. I mean HAHA THAT UN-MERGE WAS HILARIOUS YOU GOT US SO GOOD but seriously now merge us back together so I can actually do some shit. There's literally zero room to maneuver in a group of three people. I'm pretty much positive that I would be the next boot if our tribe went to tribal.

Before we even get to the Challenge though, Tracy pulls me aside and admits to me that she has the FUCKING HIDDEN IMMUNITY IDOL from Original Mukwa. She basically starts telling me that it's a big deal that she's telling me because only Eddie, myself, and her know about the idol. I acted like it was such a huge honor, but honestly it was a total fucking slip-up. She's a nice person and close ally, but when she revealed that idol to me she became target numero uno in my eyes. I can't keep Tracy around with that idol because it's just way too powerful. I don't even know when the idol runs out, but I seriously need to come up with a plan to screw her over.

[Chase Rice]

So we get to that challenge, and it's NOT A FUCKING MERGE. Let's be real, I was totally pissed about this. My tribe had absolutely no chance of winning it, so it's basically like a big FUCK YOU to the ReMukwa Tribe. Anybody who thought we had any chance at all of winning this challenge clearly wasn't paying attention. So yeah, I was not happy one bit. Shockingly enough, we lost without pushing our boat one full time! I said this before, but I'll say it again just to make a point. I don't blame the idea of an Un-Merge in practice and I think it's a fun little twist to shake up the game. However, having the bottom 4 competitors on one tribe and the top 4 on the other basically created a Have vs. Have Not situation that was virtually unwinnable for us. I'm sure the ReAhmick tribe loved the twist though lol. They basically got a free pass from Final 8 to the Final 6.

After the challenge I started to strategize just to see where everyone's head was at and how this vote would go down. Tracy told me straight up that she was voting for Morgan, since she wanted a Final 3 of herself, Eddie, and me. And then Morgan... I don't fucking know what's going on with her. I was considering approaching her to blindside Tracy when she'd never see it coming, but Morgan never responded to me. I messaged this hoe at least three times, and her ass couldn't even bother to get back to me. What-fucking-ever I guess I'll just have to vote with the flow this week. I hope Morgan knows that it's her own damn fault if her ass gets booted.

[Chase Rice]

~EPISODE 11~
Last time at Tribal, Morgan was voted out and even she voted for herself. So obviously as she left I praised her as an Earth Angel because she sacrificed herself for us. It was sweet of her. But she went out swearing at Tracy and me. Basically, Morgan threw a quick tantrum about how she VOTED FOR HERSELF because she couldn't bear to vote for us while we pawned her ass to the curb. I'm sorry did this bitch expect all of us to vote for ourselves and cause a three-way tie? Like of course I quite liked this alliance, but I'm not going to fuck myself over to help my allies out. I am neither a hero nor a martyr, and frankly I am here to win this game. End of discussion.

This round, we finally freaking merged! It's like a nice little christmas gift that was rewrapped, stomped on, and given to us again. Frankly it's not really exciting that we're re-merging at Final Six because we saw it coming from a mile away. It would be terribly boring to keep us separated and let Tracy and I go one after the other, so a shake-up had to come. But as soon as the merge group came together, chaos unfolded. Christa began turning on Jefra, so the NuMukwa Four Three celebrated our good fortune that there were cracks in the Jefra/John/Christa alliance to exploit. Then Jefra and John began turning on Christa, so we again celebrated our good fortune that the alliance had crumbled. From what I hear, it was as simple as Eddie, Tracy, and Christa, my three closest allies, all blindsiding Jefra out of the game. Simple as that there's a bitter juror sitting on the jury that I had no hand in voting out. *cackling* This is just great news for me because I have enough blood on my hands already. Time to pass the bottle and share it with everyone else.

[Chase Rice]

That just leaves one question....



Where was I during this challenge and tribal council? Unfortunately I got lost in the Canadian wilderness and attacked by a bear. When the bear took a swipe at me, I jumped back and fell into a river. My head hit a rock and I was knocked out cold. When I woke up, I was in some kind of Native American tee-pee and production was nowhere to be seen. I was terrified because, like, were they kidnapping me to eat me or something? It's horrifying to think what could have happened. But luckily enough, some old man showed up and shared with me some words of wisdom from his dreamcatcher to help me achieve my goals. And with that, he sent me back to camp. Jefra was not there, so I had made the final five. I know what I have to do to win this game, and the Native American spirits are going to help me. I can do this, I just have to be willing to do anything and everything. I have to fuck everyone over.

[Whitney Duncan]

^^ Pure Gold! <3

[Chase Rice]

~EPISODE 12~
After I got back to camp, I basically went and checked in with everyone strategically. First I talked to Eddie and Tracy, who broke the news to me that Christa had to go next then John would leave in 4th. Obviously I didn't take the news well because of the bond between Christa and I. They basically had to talk me into trying to vote for Christa because she's my girl. But they convinced me that Christa's our only real challenge threat, so if she leaves in 5th then we would pretty much be guaranteed to make the Final Three. And they do make valid arguments, because if I want to get my ass to the final and win I have to do some spectacular shit from here on in. Even though I've had to play probably the hardest game of everybody left, it's also been the dirtiest game. I've fucked over a number of people and they don't take that kindly. I honestly can't think of a single person left in the game I could beat in a jury vote despite the fact that I truly believe I've played a better game than every single one of them. It's incredibly frustrating for me.

But anyways, I'm definitely torn about whether to vote out Christa or try to pull some crazy shit. I love Christa to death, so after my conversations with Eddie and Tracy I told her everything. Basically I've imprinted on her the importance of getting John as the swing vote. Theoretically, Christa, myself, and John could all vote together and blindside Tracy and Eddie. It would be the smartest move for John because it's pretty much the only way his stupid ass could get to the Final 3. The question is.. Will he take the bait or just go for Christa? Right now I think my plan is to talk to John and see where I think he's leaning. If he doesn't sound convinced to boot one of Tracy or Eddie, I'll have to take out Christa. Otherwise, I might just be able to make a move. I don't really know yet, there are still a number of variables. Honestly my gut tells me to vote with Christa, so that's what I'll do. If John votes with us, then great my plan worked! If he doesn't, I'll claim that John was the one who voted with Christa and not me. Why would they believe him over me anyways?

[Chase Rice]

We get to the challenge, and it's basically a repeat of challenges past done in separate rounds. I basically knew I was fucked for this one right away because I SUCK at that archery shit and I wasn't going to be able to pour maple syrup very quickly at all. However, there was an added twist that there is one player eliminated in each round of the competition. Therefore, all I have to do is not suck at each one and end up in the top group with someone who sucks worse than I do. So really, the challenge had a lot of luck involved. In that first game of Battleship, Tracy took down Eddie, which basically paved my way to a win. The other 3 were really half-assing the challenge and pretty much sucked. If Eddie wasn't eliminated first I probably would have lost, but I don't fucking care I'm just happy I got lucky. It feels so great to not have to worry for once in my Survivor life. At this next tribal I can kick up my feet, chill in the lounge chair, and watch those bitches cut each others throats. It's not like they can cut mine lol.

As for strategy, I really want to flip the game so bad. Christa, John, and myself could just team up and shock EVERYONE at the next tribal council. It would be huge. However, I actually think it's worse for my game. Clearly Christa would win a jury vote in a landslide, and John would probably get some votes too. Tracy is the only other person as hated as I am, so sticking with her and Eddie seems like my best course of action. Therefore, I went up to John and made a final two alliance with him and made him think I was nervous about Tracy and Eddie taking me out in 3rd. I'm not actually that worried, but I want everyone in the game on my side. So we talked and talked and came to the conclusion that we might as well just vote for Christa at this tribal council then try to get out Tracy at the next. I've basically set myself and Eddie up to be the swing votes and power players in the final four now. Right now I don't just want to play week to week, but also for the whole game. And I feel like I'm setting myself up in a great position to get my ass into that final tribal to plead my case. Unfortunately my position is coming at the sake of my best friend's life in this game.   I do feel horrible about this but I just have to do what's best for my game. And if I'm wrong... You can mock me for being such a fucktard.

[Chase Rice]

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