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Post by Tracy Hughes Wolfe on Apr 4, 2014 20:18:42 GMT
Pre-Game Confessional
Queen Tracy has arrived, ready to share her amazingness with every moose of Canada! I came into this game with only one goal: bring that one million dollar home with me. If I have to lick someone's feet to do this, I will do it. If someone tells me to jump from the Empire State Building, I will do it. I shall use every possible way to get me as far as I can in this game. I like to play dirty, lies are my second nature in this game. Moves like making fake screenshots of someone saying something are not going to be avoided. I mean this game is played via internet and you need to take this in your advantage.
I will however try to be nicey-nice with everyone till the merge. I will be a saint, won't target anyone and make friends with everyone. I think I'm quite good in making conversations, but there have already people to try to do that with me. Answers like 'OK' or 'YES' are not tolerated by Tracy. God has given you the ability to talk, so you better start using your mouth.
Somehow, I already know some of these people. Jefra & I were on the same forum where we played a lot of games together. I don't know if I will trust her, but I think she could definitely be a number. I told her 'Blonde Bombshells to the end', since we did this in a previous game too. But I shall *NOT* be boring and allign with people I already know. I have no intension of making it far with her. I also vaguely know Chase, and he's a really fun, laidback guy. Really the sort of guy you want to make it far with but you don't want to go to the end with.
I don't know if I will be playing as a villain or a hero yet. I will definitely be nice to people if I talk directly with them, but I will destroy them in my confessionals lol. So I will be playing as a hero who loves to make fun of people. I guess you can call that a villain.
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Post by Pete Yurkowski on Apr 5, 2014 2:03:19 GMT
My kind of player Im the person that bitches about people to
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Post by Whitney Duncan on Apr 5, 2014 2:06:06 GMT
Me too!! Lol. Good Luck Tracy. Am looking forward to seeing more of you! <3
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Post by Tracy Hughes Wolfe on Apr 5, 2014 6:53:11 GMT
Thanks guys!
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Post by Tracy Hughes Wolfe on Apr 7, 2014 15:28:21 GMT
Landed In Eyecandy Land
And we are off! And in what a place did we land! Everywhere I look, I see hot bodies, handsome faces & big boobies. It's like I have landed in Eyecandy Land! I feel like this is the way to get over my mid life crisis, even though I have some competition. I mean, Morgan's boobs are gigantic, you can play hide and seek in there. I think we have a real nice bunch of people, judging from the first impression. I didn't get to be with any people I know from past games, since they all ended up on the other tribe. I really think I am content with that. In this way, I do not feel like I have to stick together with them, but I can still see them as an escape option if I am in danger or somewhere later in the game. I do hope we don't have any inactives, but I haven't really seen Morgan nor Brett online. So let's do a quick Tribe Assesment, to see what I think about everyone so far:
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I do know Tyson from a past game, where we really bonded, but we didn't get to finish what we started. We do really have some unfinished business in this game!
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Don't really know Brenda yet, haven't talked to her. But I hope she is better than the original Brenda.
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Eddie is hot! I hope he can help me through my mid life crisis, lol! No, I really like him, we had some nice conversations and I hope we can work together.
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So I don't know if you are fine with this, Whitney, but Keith & I were hoping we can have a Jungle Love Triangle? We are allowed to have threesomes on the island, right? And Keith loves polygamy, he just likes to spread love! We do all get an equal bit though! On another note, Keith doesn't seem like he will be someone who makes big moves, but to me he could be a loyal allie.
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You better step it up and show up, girl! And don't you dare to compete with my boobs!
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I think Shawna really is a great girl! She seems like she has a lot of fun playing ORGs and doesn't take it too seriously. I would really like to get to know her better, cause I enjoy talking with her.
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Boy, they don't have day-care centers here!
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Post by Tracy Hughes Wolfe on Apr 9, 2014 18:58:32 GMT
What You Expect & What You Get
So judging by the amount of pretty people on the tribe I was thinking Mukwa could really kick ass on the challenge. But our tribe is like a really pretty gold necklace, it looks pretty, but it doesn't do anything. We might have big boobs, sixpacks and nice teeth, but half of our tribe is as lazy as my old grandma on a sunday morning. Shawna, Brenda, Eddie & I had to drag our tribe through that challenge. And surprise, surprise, we lost!
We basically unanimously decided Brett had to go. Point. He doesn't deserve to be here, and he certainly doesn't do anything to stay here. I don't know if I should be worried if any alliances are formed, but I don't think I should overplay my cards. I have been pretty social with about everyone but Morgan & Brenda, so I see no reason why they would vote me out, since I'm pulling my weight around camp too. Sooner or later someone will come to me and ask me if they want to vote with them. Let's just do the social talk its magic. If I had to pick an alliance of four right now, it would probably be, me, Keith, Eddie, Shawna & Tyson. Oh, well, that's five. Why don't they have calculators here, lol.
On a side note, I have been trying to crack the password with all my knowledge about Canada, but ultimately I gave up. Maybe I should ask our 'Miss Canada' Darrah to help us, lord jesus she is annoying me with her Amazing Canada Facts. Does anyone care? No. Shawna already told me she knew Darrah from past games and she basically is a trainwreck. That might be to put a seed in my head, but I guess I agree with her. Oh and Keith & I have come to the conclusion that we should seduce Whitney & Pete in giving a clue to the hidden Immunity Idol. I will let my titties to their work here, hihi.
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Post by Tracy Hughes Wolfe on Apr 10, 2014 19:28:40 GMT
The Curse Of The Idol
So last night Brett got voted out. Everyone happy. Nice atmosphere around camp cause no one cared a bit about him. So to my surprise, Morgan selfvoted too. She better not be as dedicated to this game as Brett.
When Whitney posted Tree Mail, I noticed that you could win a clue about the HII with it. I thought that that must have happened at the first Immunity Challenge too, even though I probably just missed it in the instructions. So I asked my closest friend on the other tribe, Jefra, if she could please share this idol clue with me. Jefra apparently wants a cross tribal alliance between me, Eddie, Keith and her. This seems a little random, considering it contains 3 persons of our tribe. We called the alliance the Kings & Queens alliance, even though Eddie & Keith don't really know about it yet I think. I am spreading words of love to them though. I just told Jefra I was fine with the alliance, but to gain my trust she should give me the HII clue. So she gave it to me and somehow I was really lucky and got it after maybe like 10 tries. I don't know how that happened, but it seemed like a blessing.
A disguise in blessing though, cause in the excitement of getting the idol, I posted it in the public thread! Such a dumb rookie mistake. Luckily enough Whitney erased it quick, but it was already too late. Jefra & Brenda had gotten wind of me getting the idol. While I really wanted to keep it to myself, Jefra is not the biggest problem. I know she's close to me and that she's not going to tell anyone I have it, not even Eddie & Keith. But on the other hand I have Brenda, Brenda, who I had never talked with. Those are some nice opening words Brenda gave me: Hey Tracy Uh, you posted your idol thing in the wrong spot
Well thank you for telling me Brenda, lol. No really, this sucks. I am basically forced into an alliance with her now, since you don't want people to know you have the HII unless you want to be public enemy number uno. So that's what I did, I told her if she was ever in danger she should not hesistate and ask and I'll give it to her. And that's what I think I am basically going to do, cause we had a nice conversation and I think I can trust her for now. She seems genuine.
So I actually have some loose alliances everywhere now. My plan is to make a slight, smooth, tight alliance of it. It should not be too big and it should have a "core" and some people on the bottom, but I think I can pull this off. Should not be on top of that alliance though! I think I can work this of, but shouldn't try too hard at this stage of the game.
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Post by Tracy Hughes Wolfe on Apr 13, 2014 9:29:55 GMT
The Marvelous Mounties
We won the challenge! We even had 2 inactives and we still won the challenge! I'm stoked, I hope we have some momentum now. Morgan & Keith, you better get your shit together soon, cause we will need you down the road. Kisses, Tracy.
So Jefra earlier told to me she wanted an alliance of me, her, Keith & Eddie. I really like Eddie, so I knew that wasn't going to be a problem. But I still had to cope with Brenda, Brenda who knows I have the idol. Don't get me wrong, I do like Brenda, but the fact that I don't know her that well and she knows I have the idol makes her a big threat later in the game. I have to have her on my side, I just have to. BRENDA, we have cookies here, really nice cookies!
I talked with Brenda that Eddie wanted to start an alliance with the "core" being me, her & Eddie. Eddie did not tell me this but I didn't want to be the person that set up the alliance and was seen as the leader of the group. Hell no I want a target on my back. Eddie & Brenda were both totally up for it and Brenda even invented this badass alliance name: "The Marvelous Mounties". Beware Canada, you will hear from us! What I do think is that I am seen as the leader in this alliance, since I think both Brenda & Eddie talk more with me than with each other. I have no choice but to deal with this.
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Post by Tracy Hughes Wolfe on Apr 14, 2014 15:25:36 GMT
Eavesdroppin'
I think I might not be in danger until a potential tribe swap is coming around. I know that no one on my tribe has any reason to vote me out, and I have no intentions to target specific people at this moment. I think it's an unspoken agreement between us that Morgan is going out if we lose another challenge. She is the definition of dead weight, her and her big, fat, fake boobs, filled with nothing but dead weight. She has literally never been online on AIM, in a game where social talk is the key to a good game! If you don't show up on AIM, you can better just start packing your bags right away.
Meanwhile, I wouldn't mind if we win some more challenges. I did some eavesdropping and both Jefra & Woo told me what they are in an alliance with John/Christa/Chase. It seems to be that that is the "core" three of their tribe. If I have the chance after a tribe swap, I would like to break those three apart. I think they are basically ruling shit over there, and people like Jefra & Woo, who are too dumb to think for themselves, are brainwashed by them. And with that comes, I am friends with almost everyone at this point, and there comes a time where that bites me in the ass. I will be deemed as a social threat later on I think, so I gotta make some enemies at some point in this game. If we win some more challenges, they will soon realise who calls the shots at their camp, and who are they gonna turn to then? Right, US!
Eddie told me that he had cracked the password to the Hidden Immunity Idol, but someone else got it already. He was really worried that it may have ended up in the wrong hands lol. So I let him wiggle around a bit just for the fun, but ultimately told him I had it. I think at this point in the game I can trust him that much. I mean we didn't really have a loyalty check at a tribal council yet, but I really think we are solid and by giving him that information, he will most probably trust me some more. I mean, who doesn't want to be in an alliance with the person that has the HII?
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Post by Tracy Hughes Wolfe on Apr 15, 2014 19:22:45 GMT
All Alone
I can't even begin to describe how annoyed I am with my tribe at this point. Like literally NO ONE is talking about the vote. I don't even know what to do right now, it's so annoying. Brenda does not show up, Keith does not show up, Tyson does not show up, I mean HELLO WE ARE GOING TO TRIBAL! THIS IS THE TIME WHERE YOU NEED TO SAFE YOUR ASS AND YOU ACTUALLY START TALKING TO PEOPLE WHO YOU WOULD NEVER TALK TO IN A MILLION YEARS! THIS IS SURVIVOR!
Well, it was relieving to get that out. But seriously, I can not believe no one's talking. Shouldn't this be the time where everyone agrees to vote out little piece of shit Morgan and make funny jokes about her? Come on guys, the least you can do is send me a PM. Shawna did actually, and she even wants to get rid of Keith. Like what the heck did Morgan do to earn her spot again? Nothing. This game is a methaphor for her pathetic little life. And Morgan, next time you go MIA, please stay MIA, stay away as far from me as possible. Cause the people I hate the most in these type of games are people that are actually MIA, but pretend like they aren't. Man, I should not skip my anger management classes.
Meanwhile, I had to help Jefra finding the Hidden Immunity Idol, since she can't do anything on her own. And ofcourse I found it, but apparently someone else has it already. Jefra suspects Darrah, but I sure as hell hope she doesn't, cause then I have got to actually lick her feet too so she doesn't blindside me with that idol. Good riddance, I'm so annoyed.
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Post by Tracy Hughes Wolfe on Apr 16, 2014 15:04:54 GMT
Left In The Dark
So we got back from tribal council, and look who is still here: BIG BOOB MORGAN! Seriously, you got to be kidding me? No one filled me in on this one, thank you! I was completely left in the dark and now I gotta deal another 3 days with Morgan. Why would they vote out a good challenge performer and someone who might still be a number to keep Morgan, a symbol of laziness and stupidity. She has done, ZERO POINT ZERO in this game! Good job Mukwa, great job! Especially for no one telling me to vote for Keith! I feel so stupid right now, I'm the only person aside from Keith that voted for Morgan, so thanks to them I now have a target on my back and made another enemy. God knows what they might do next, vote me out?
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Post by Tracy Hughes Wolfe on Apr 17, 2014 18:35:13 GMT
WANTED: BRENDA LOWE
We got back from another demoralizing challenge blowout. I wanted to keep but fell asleep and forgot to set my time again. But I can justify it, it was 2:00 A.M. here! At least I can always rely on my tribe mates, just kidding, cause I can not! They sucked ass once again, not like I didn't expect that since Brenda is suddenly MIA and Morgan's just useless in general. So the question is ofcourse for this night's tribal, do we take the risk that Brenda somehow does show up and vote Morgan or do we just vote Brenda? I mean, Brenda, I love the girl to death, but where the fuck are you?! We need you, I need you! My Marvelous Mountie!
The ultimate logical option was to vote her out, cause she would have gone home anyway if she selfvoted again. So my Plan B now, since Brenda is no longer part of my alliance ofcourse, is to set up a deal with Shawna & Eddie if we somehow still stay on this tribe. We can easily vote Morgan & Tyson out, in that order. I'm begging to the Survivor Gods though for a tribe swap, cause I really don't want to spend any more time with these people. I have literally no one to talk, no one is ever online on AIM.
The reason why I'm not afraid of a tribe swap, since we are clearly down in numbers, is that I have some good connections on the other tribe and I know it's just the calm before the storm at the Ahmick Camp. There are really two sides, the 'Darrah' side and the 'Chase' side. The two of them had a little feud, 'Sit-Out Gate' I'd like to call it. Apparently Chase gave as reason for his inactivity him being drunk for 2 days consecutively. Lol my word, Chase. 1) That is such a bad lie 2) If that is not a lie, you need some help. I mean I have been drunk too, but for two days consecutivaley? Hell no haha. So I know most of the people really dislike Darrah at this point, including me, but considering she has most likely the idol I will stay friends with her. I will stay friends with everyone on Ahmick, so I know what's going to happen and I can pick a side. It's not about getting to the end with your friends, but with someone you can beat!
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Post by Tracy Hughes Wolfe on Apr 19, 2014 20:15:35 GMT
Shaken Up Brenda went home, to no one's surprise. If you just had gotten your ass on, me, you and Eddie would have been just a cool threesome! I guess it wasn't meant to be, I hope you are fine! So my babies Whitney & Pete decided to shake things up, which I kindof needed cause I'd rather watch paint dry than last some more days on that tribe. No really, to me these games are about paranoia and lying awake cause I don't know what's happening. And a tribe swap makes things like that more visible.
I got put on a tribe with Morgan, Eddie, Darrah, Erinn and Chase. That's quite a fun and weird group of people, but I think I can work something out with it. I got my homeboy Eddie still on this tribe, which is really cool. At least I've one person that I can fully trust. So Eddie and I both agreed we should sweet talk Morgan, so she is not flipping to the Old Ahmicks. The most interesting thing on our tribe is however that we have both Darrah & Chase on our tribe, the two people that hate each other the most in this game. There should be our little crack, cause there is no way they're voting together. So I told Eddie & Morgan that all we should do is social talk and the fish will bite when the time comes. I'm really sure that both Chase & Darrah wouldn't want to let it come to a Purple Rock thing-y. They hate each other too much for that, lol. If they see an oppertunity to boot each other, they would do it.
One thing I am a bit worried about though is Darrah's idol. Word has gotten out that she does actually have it. I'd really like to get her and the idol out as soon as possible, so right now I think we are going to side with Chase. But then again, I do need Darrah close to me, cause I wouldn't want her to blindside any of my allies by using her idol. So I haven't really decided yet what to do, siding with Darrah or Chase. Another reason why I should side with Darrah is that I have too many friends right now. If we get both Darrah and Erinn out, almost everyone left in the game is friends with me. That would give me a far too big target going into the later stages of the game. I know I might be overthinking, but it would be nice to actually have some enemies, and by voting out Chase I would.
Another plan that has been talked about is to throw the challenge. Shawna & Tyson are most probably on the outs on the NuAhmick tribe. But both Eddie & I agreed that throwing a challenge would be a bit too bit of a risk. I mean like, I wouldn't want to be somehow voted out cause I threw a challenge. That is not an option, I'm sorry Shawna! I did talk to Jefra a bit and told her I'd really like to keep Shawna over Tyson, so I hope that will do it! I just don't think Tyson has been given his A-game.
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Post by Tracy Hughes Wolfe on Apr 20, 2014 15:23:47 GMT
Busy Doing Nothing At All We lost again lol, Mukwa curse all the way. But actually I don't care really, since both Tyson & Shawna are safe now. I did actually try the challenge, didn't throw it or anything, but I basically sucked at the game so I suspected it. So I predicted that the OldMukwas should just lay low and the Ahmicks would target each other. Like we could just sit, wait till people come to me, and then decide who we went to go with. Like busy doing nothing all. Turns out I was right, lol.
After I saw we lost, I immediately asked both Darrah & Erinn what they would like to do. Erinn & Darrah both wanted to get rid of Morgan, since she was just there. That is a good obversation, and Morgan actually deserves to go but she's so stupid I kind of wanna keep her. So I asked, what do you want to do after Morgan's going since me & Eddie are the sole Mukwas then. Erinn & Darrah both told me they want to get rid of Chase then, Darrah stating 'I really hate him, LOL'. Perfect, those quotes work really good when you sent them to Chase.
My actual plan was actually never sticking with Darrah/Erinn, since they are the public enemy #1 and not people you want to be alligned with. Furthermore, they are annoying, a bit like mosquitoes, they bite you, leave itchy bites, make that annoying buzz when flying and you can't get rid of them. So the actual question was.. do we want to get rid of Darrah now or do we wait another round and vote out Morgan first, so we keep everyone as friend? If we get rid of Darrah now, we do need her to trust us, cause she has the Hidden Immunity Idol. I wouldn't want to be screwed over by not being patient and her somehow using the idol. So I totally acted like I was in with the plan, even making fun of Morgan in some ways you know. We also told Chase that Darrah/Erinn want him gone ASAP, and we'd really like to have him around, so I totally think he's on board with us. Why would he not be, we are here to safe his ass! What we want, is happening.
Another thing Eddie & I talked about whether we split the votes are not? In order to split the votes, we do need everyone's vote 100% locked. I don't know, but I just don't feel really safe with it. We could somehow get screwed over with a 3-2-1 vote. This should just be the best thing to do, put 4 votes on Darrah and blindside the hell out of her. I can't wait.
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Post by Tracy Hughes Wolfe on Apr 22, 2014 16:07:05 GMT
Busy Doing Blindsides Daryl Dixon fuck you bitch i trusted you and i didn't have any fucking final 6 or whatever that the other ahmicks have you're fucking stupid as shit bitch and not to mention i had an idol which could have played in YOUR fucking favor
Thank you Darrah, for the kind words, I have a place for you somewhere in my heart. No seriously, this is great, cause no one is pissed at me and everybody actually applauds it. Everything went just as I had planned it to be. 2 votes Morgan, 4 votes Darrah, Morgan is totally with us now cause we saved her ass. Erinn is probably pissed but she has no one to turn to, not even if we merge right now. Darrah's idol, which she apparently did have, is flushed out. <3 I just love it, and this response makes me love it more. Darrah apparently even told Christa to kill herself, psycho bitch lol.
I'm actually feeling really good in the game at this point, even if we merge I have all the options open. Christa proposed me for a Final Four deal with her, Chase, Jefra & me. Right, that does include 3 former Ahmick leaving me the odd Mukwa out. I have tight bonds with Eddie, Morgan (now too, even though she's useless she owes me), Tyson and I think with Shawna. Also, I know that Woo likes me and John probably doesn't mind me since we know each other from a past game. So I think the only thing I need to do when the merge comes, is lay low and let everybody attack each other. I think I have ears everywhere the first few votes and I should be able to get myself in a nice position. The Final Four deal Christa approached me about seems cool, but I definitely want another Mukwa, probably Eddie, with me at the Final Five in that case. I would not want to have made it that far, then getting voted out for being too big of a threat. I think that would be the dream scenario at this point. Have a Final Five consisting of Eddie, me, Jefra, Chase & Christa. Then, me, Eddie & Jefra vote out Christa & Chase and we have a final three. I know that might seem like things are really easy, but there is still a long way to go and some hard battles to be fought out. But right now, I'm not going anywhere!
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